I Spy A Potential Guy

I am single (As if you guys didnt already know that) and so I decided to start trying to meet new people. Of the opposite sex of course. So I figured if I go out more, I could meet more people and also have more fun. I started going to places like museums by myself during the day, libraries, going to the movie theatres to see guy flicks, and studying at Barnes & Nobles. Needless to say I came up short. So I started trying to change certain things about myself to catch the eye of a that guy. lol.
 I decided to use a new lip color that I never tried on my full lips before. I normally uses glosses, or light colors but I decided to go bold and use a blood red with a hint of gloss that my friend Frankie suggested. I also decided to dress up when I go out, so I started wearing skirt and heels everywhere I went, including the hardware store. That didnt work. Not only did not catch the eye of a potential suitor, but I caught the eye of the wrong darn men. I literally had to threaten one old guy who wouldnt go away, and  some weirdo followed  me all through the mall.
 I figured if I go catch the matinee of a guy fllick like action movies, horror, dumb movies (Jack Ass 3d per example) maybe I could run into a guy there we could spark up a convo. Needless to say, a waste of time and money. One action flick I went to see only had three people in the theatre, and the movie was so boring I fell asleep. I went to see a horror flick and every guy there was hugged up with his chick, so not only was I lonely, the movie freaked me out so bad I couldn't sleep for a week. I was gonna try and see "Jack Ass 3d" but I could not bring myself to sit through that garbage.
 So yesterday I went in Barnes & Nobles to study and have a Green Tea Frap, and skim through a couple of novels as well as try to spy a potential guy. I spotted a couple of cuties, but they were pushing strollers with toddlers in it, so they were unavailable. Today, I went in there again and there were cuties galore. I mean of every race and nationality. I was browsing the Twilight Series collection and caught one eyeing me *blush*.
  But still nothing exciting, so I decided to put my pride to the side, and look at self-help books on dating, finding mr.right, how to introduce your self, et cetera et cetera et cetera. I even skimmed through Karrine Steffans "Vixen Manual: How to find and keep your man" when I suddenly remembered and realized that this woman has been married and divorced more than once. I quickly put back all of the dating self-help books back realizing, that these authors had a different opinion on how to approach the opposite sex. I decided that I will keep going to new places, minus the extremely sexy clothing.